A SELF DECLARED HOLIDAY

"Animal Rights! Protect animals! This is not looking good; bears should be on terrestrial ecology, not hanging on flowers for sale. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

I a Bee? Why are these sweatty-old-men-with-colorful-pails-on-their-side inviting me to buy their flowers? What? To sip all those flower juices (I dunno what it’s called :D)??? and contribute to pollenation? Hell NO! if im a bee, I would never be attracted to your single-colored flower. Just Red, not my favorite color at all. I moved to another place, and OH! sweatty-old-men-with-colorful-pails-on-their-side again! They are all over the world. I was thinking they might over-rule the world and create dominion over mortAls. No way! There must be a way to stop this! A protest against them has to be organized! AAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

 (moments later) a man ordered, not just one, not two, but three pieces with a small bear hanging on its end, a poor Bear hanging!!!!!! Animal Rights! Protect animals! This is not looking good; bears should be on terrestrial ecology, not hanging on flowers for sale. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But suddenly someone from nowhere in divisoria whispered with dazzling smiles (imagine it with the presence of stars) “Happy Valentine’s Day!”. O.O silence shattered on my mind. It was Febuary 14 (akward, crook crook). Ok,  Watta moment to start my day with super cool explanations over these sweatty-old-men-with-colorful-pails-on-their-side. A relief that no Bear was harmed. A relief that no hallucination invloved on these sweatty-old-men-with-colorful-pails-on-their-side. Haha.   

Its Valentine’s day! Yehey! Its businessmen’s time to earn money from their flower-with-rainbow-colored-papers-and-cellophane-which-sometimes-was-added-with-frangrance-to-attract-couples-and-cost-up-to-thousand-pesos. Really guys? worthy of 1000 pesos? Most of it are displayed on sidewalks. Making the view to look like a garden of roses with cellophanes all over and ribbons curled AT ITS BEST!!! (“A” for effort). It seems like most are exited on it and many are anticipating it to come. Maybe some would expect that there so-called Dream guy would propose to them or ask them for a date. Crazy, old fashion way. Anyway, whatz with this day? I mean, whatz gonna happen to me on this day? I cant even see cupid flying. Or venus coaching me to do something interesting. Hmmm..

 A self-declared holiday for people who beg their teachers to cancel classes. Nice try, but it so happened that most of these teachers had bad experiences during these so-called holiday., so SUFFER STUDENTS! SUFFER!!!!BWAAHAHAHA. I had a great day with valentines, with people who are SINGLE, HAPPY, AND FREE. We didn’t spend money for flowers but for food..nice treat guys, nice treat.. not so unusual ryt? So I think valentines is not just for lovers who always spend for each other, but also for friends who have nothing to do but backbite others too..haha..evil, but indeed it was great to have these people whenever you don’t have a special someone. They will always be there to comfort me and cling to each other. Cheer single people, cheer! But we are hopeful that SOMEDAY, SOMEDAY, SOMEDAY, each of us will find that person who is stabbed by the arrow of cupid and will be with us giggling on this self declared HOLIDAY!.